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The Simpsons may not be the most dedicated church going family in the world, but religion certainly does play a role in their lives. From avoiding Sunday sermons to praying in their own style, the family has used its spiritual beliefs, or lackthereof, in a variety of humorous situations.
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
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Homer: Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.
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Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud.
Homer: But he's way the hell up there!
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Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again.
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Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.
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Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
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Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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