Grandpa Simpson Quotes (1 - 8 out of 13)
Grandpa Simpson, father of Homer, can usually be found at The Springfield Retirement Castle, waxing poetic, nostalgic and just plain loony about the olden days. While often lost in his own world, Grandpa can be a sage source of knowledge ... or at least humor.
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.
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Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it
Grandpa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
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Marge; Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so...
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Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Father's have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?
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Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.
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Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.
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Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
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